I will give you a cake.

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My userpage, that is. Yes, I've made a new sig, banner and profile picture for my userpage and I want to know what you guys think.

Is it sexy?

Everyone knows that in this world, the single nicest food ever created is the muffin. The muffin is beautiful, he is king, he is God. Yes, that is right, God. I have created my new religion, called muffinism (Followers shall be called muflins) and I will share with you the secret of eternal joy Who would like to join my religion and bask in the glory of this wonderful baked good?

HUZZAH!

Hey Newgrounds, how are you feeling today?

I'm dandy.

WHO WANTS TO JOIN MY PARTY, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW??!

Who wants to join my orgy?

I feel so dirty. . . yet oddly turned on at the same time.

Yeah. Beat that.

Yeah, you.

You're a douche and you know it.

Admit it.

ADMIT IT!

Who here like penis?
I know I'm not the only one!