Everyone knows that in this world, the single nicest food ever created is the muffin. The muffin is beautiful, he is king, he is God. Yes, that is right, God. I have created my new religion, called muffinism (Followers shall be called muflins) and I will share with you the secret of eternal joy Who would like to join my religion and bask in the glory of this wonderful baked good?

HUZZAH!