00:00
00:00
View Profile SeaBoundRhino
Remember to review/rate my art you sexy, sexy demon.

Age 94, Male

In your closet

Joined on 1/31/09

Level:
13
Exp Points:
1,650 / 1,880
Exp Rank:
39,803
Vote Power:
5.48 votes
Rank:
Police Officer
Global Rank:
18,484
Blams:
99
Saves:
444
B/P Bonus:
10%
Whistle:
Bronze
Medals:
270

Comments

At work, we've been selling Christmas Decorations since July.

*Shudder*

That instrument.
WANT.

They're £4000 each.

I want it, but my pocket won't let me.

It's like that every year, is it not? Stores are usually two months ahead when it comes to these things.

It feels slightly earlier every year. Maybe I'm just crazy.

Also that thing looked like the product of a mass orgy between an electric guitar, a bassoon, a synthesiser, and a rifle.

I'd sex up a rifle, would you?

As long as the SAFETY was on if you know what I mean olololololo

And when I'm done with it, it'll be SHOOTING BLANKS dear god i hate myself

You took all the good rifle related puns.