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Posted by SeaBoundRhino - October 21st, 2009
There's Christmas ads on television. Either companies are playing Christmas ads ridiculously early, or I've gone two months into the future. I kinda wished that I went two months into the future, because time travel would be sweet. Am I the only one who thinks it's two early? Down at tesco, they have Christmas decorations beside the Hallowe'en decorations. And here's the scary part. People were buying them.
Speaking of Christmas, I've found my present.
That instrument.
WANT.
They're £4000 each.
I want it, but my pocket won't let me.
It's like that every year, is it not? Stores are usually two months ahead when it comes to these things.
It feels slightly earlier every year. Maybe I'm just crazy.
Also that thing looked like the product of a mass orgy between an electric guitar, a bassoon, a synthesiser, and a rifle.
I'd sex up a rifle, would you?
As long as the SAFETY was on if you know what I mean olololololo
And when I'm done with it, it'll be SHOOTING BLANKS dear god i hate myself
You took all the good rifle related puns.
Oliver
At work, we've been selling Christmas Decorations since July.
SeaBoundRhino
*Shudder*